sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Everybody Hates Chris is the best T.V show in the entire world

I don’t need this, my man has TWO JOBS 

orcas:

"want to come over"

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"we have food"

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fagbitch2007:

tic tacs cost like $4 which is ridiculous because I eat them all in under 4 minutes

(Source: merylstreepismymom)

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget)

wonclerful:

when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework 

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phosphorescentt:

I’m not actually good at makeup I’m just really good at q-tips

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(Source: batreaux)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

vinebox:

when tumblr recommends a post and its actually good.

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(Source: vinebox)

foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common